So funny vintage recipe on how to get your Chicken oh so tender.
How To Make Chicken Tender
In order to make chickens immediately edible, take them out of the hen-run (chicken coop), pursue them into open country (chicken chase), and when you hae made them run, KILL them with a gun loaded with very small shot.
The meat of the chicken, gripped with fright, will become tender. This method used in the country of the Fangs (Gabon) seems infallible even for the oldest and toughest hens.